New Digs
Friday, August 13, 2004
Help wanted.
One babysitter (husband, father..) who will not do any of the following:
Leave vomit on the toilet.
Or the curtains.
Or the desk.
Or the floor.
Or the lamp.
Somehow let the baby get a white deodorant stick and paint the hunter green wallpaper with it.
Oy! Trent is the pukey child today. Maiya is the snotty allergy, tooth cutting child today. Devin is the snotty allergy child today. Let the games begin I say! Indeed.
In other news........that $2.13 raise really makes a difference on my check, about $90 worth. Country men are flirty today. I really miss my dishwasher. The Olympics start tonight. It's the weekend and I am off, thank you jesus! They are scheduling the hell outta me. Whoever coined the phrase "No use crying over spilled milk" ought to have the shit slapped out of them. I have no shampoo in the house. Dave is working all day tomorrow. I'm praying for a puke free day. I can't wait to buy the carpet steamer, and that is so sad. It has been down right frigid this whole month. The heat has been on more than once in the house. The leaves are actually changing colors in some spots. *HORRORS!!!* I need a day off from everything and everyone. I've gotten to the point that I can't speak coherently sometimes when I'm hooting and hollering at the kids, or calling them...."TrentdamnitDevinughyouthereboy!!" I'm like a crazy momma. School starts in 11 days and you may as well take my "Mother of the Year (NOT) badge away for what I'm about to say........I CAN'T WAIT!!! Never thought I'd say that...thank goodness that just makes me human.
Have great weekend all!!
Leave vomit on the toilet.
Or the curtains.
Or the desk.
Or the floor.
Or the lamp.
Somehow let the baby get a white deodorant stick and paint the hunter green wallpaper with it.
Oy! Trent is the pukey child today. Maiya is the snotty allergy, tooth cutting child today. Devin is the snotty allergy child today. Let the games begin I say! Indeed.
In other news........that $2.13 raise really makes a difference on my check, about $90 worth. Country men are flirty today. I really miss my dishwasher. The Olympics start tonight. It's the weekend and I am off, thank you jesus! They are scheduling the hell outta me. Whoever coined the phrase "No use crying over spilled milk" ought to have the shit slapped out of them. I have no shampoo in the house. Dave is working all day tomorrow. I'm praying for a puke free day. I can't wait to buy the carpet steamer, and that is so sad. It has been down right frigid this whole month. The heat has been on more than once in the house. The leaves are actually changing colors in some spots. *HORRORS!!!* I need a day off from everything and everyone. I've gotten to the point that I can't speak coherently sometimes when I'm hooting and hollering at the kids, or calling them...."TrentdamnitDevinughyouthereboy!!" I'm like a crazy momma. School starts in 11 days and you may as well take my "Mother of the Year (NOT) badge away for what I'm about to say........I CAN'T WAIT!!! Never thought I'd say that...thank goodness that just makes me human.
Have great weekend all!!
